Who's Deaf Now?

No matter how many times I read this joke at various times, it still is able to make me laugh. I don't know why some jokes may be funny but it's quite easy to forget about them hence despite reading it a few times, they still seem like a fresh joke.

This one, has a slight twist to it, maybe that’s why it is as amusing as reading it the first time. And as you know, only jokes that can make me laugh are published here!

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and saysomething to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that well get an idea about the severity of her deafness".

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, whats for dinner?"

He hears no response.

He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply.

He moves 5 feetcloser. Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, whats for dinner?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

The Karate Dog

If you know me, you will know that I am an animal lover. That's why I find animal jokes exceptionally funny. I read a lot of jokes daily but not all can make me laugh out loud. Those that could make me laugh are good enough to be published on my blog.

This joke is about a little chihuahua that knows karate. Enjoy the unexpected!

A man wanted a watchdog, so he went to the pet store. He asks the clerk, "Do you have a good watchdog?" The clerk replies, "You're in luck; I have one left." She comes back with a chihuahua. The man, a little ticked off, says "What the hell do I need a chihuahua for? That's not a watchdog!" The clerk replies, "But this is a special watchdog. He knows karate."

The clerk takes the chihuahua and the man out to an alley, where there is some trashy furniture. The clerk points to a chair and says, "Karate that chair!" Less than a second later, the chihuahua reduces the chair to sawdust. The clerk points to a sofa and commands the dog to "Karate that sofa!" Repeat performance. The man, amazed, buys the dog for $100 and takes it home.

When he gets home, the man shows his wife the chihuahua proclaiming, "Honey, I got you a watchdog!" The wife yells, "That isn't a watchdog, for cryin' out loud! You wasted your money!" The man calmly replies, "This is a special watchdog. He knows karate."

The wife, flustered, shouts: "Karate?!? Karate my ass!!!"

Blonde Goes Bra Shopping

This morning, I had the opportunity to read my friend's joke blog and enjoyed it so much that I thought I might as well revive my own joke blog. It has been such a long time since I wrote on this blog, and the reason was I simply could not spare the time. Now that I am back, I hope to update the blog more frequently.

So I thought that reviving the blog with a blonde joke would be a good idea. One can't go wrong with blonde jokes, right?

A very flat-chested Blond finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie,? Do you have a size 28AAAA bra??

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, “Do you have anything for this??”

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil??