I needed a good laugh this week and went looking for funny jokes on the web to cheer myself up. It's not easy to make my laugh because my pet died a couple of days ago but this one is rather funny.
I know there are quite a few drunk jokes but I guess when one is drunk, anything could possibly happen!
Tell me what you think of this joke. Is it funny enough for you?
I know there are quite a few drunk jokes but I guess when one is drunk, anything could possibly happen!
Tell me what you think of this joke. Is it funny enough for you?
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
The bartender opens the door and looks in.
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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