A guy was riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have *ahem*. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have *ahem* with his camel but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have *ahem* again so once again he turned to his camel.
The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road.
There was a broken down car with three voluptuous beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you mister."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"
Thursday, October 12, 2006
I don't believe someone can be THIS dumb!