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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Moses the Parrot

Hahaha animal jokes are one of the best. If only they can really talk like this!
A burgular was going through the drawers of someone else's livingroom when he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He froze, but after two or three minutes with nothing happening, he figured he'd imagined it, and continued.

"Jesus is watching you."

He turned and shone his torch across the room, eventually coming to rest on a parrot in the corner. He walked up to it and asked, "Did you say that?"

"Oh, yes." responded the parrot.

"So you can speak good English?"

"Yes, pretty good"

"What's your name?"


The burgular considered this, then replied, "What kind of IDIOT names a parrot Moses?"

"The same kind of idiot that names a rottweiler Jesus."


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