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Friday, June 13, 2008

No Milk How To Breast Feed???

Of all the jokes that I ever read before, I don't believe that I have read this adult joke before. I think this joke will surely bring out at east a chuckle out of you, if not, there surely must be something wrong with you! :p

So here goes, but don't say I didn't warn that it is 18-SX!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

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