"You are not getting older, You are getting better"

I found a very funny joke on the web just now. The blogger said that this is one of the funny Sadar jokes. Sadar, according to him, are people from Punjab. Here it a story of Banta Singh. Is he Santa Singh's brother? I read a lot of jokes about Santa Singh. What a cute name. At least it's not as common as Emily or something.

Banta Singh wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”

Sardar says, well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: “You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”.

So what do you think? Funny? Not funny enough?

Why I Fired My Secretary...

I receive quite a few forwarded joke e-mail on a daily basis and it’s great that there are friends who care enough to cheer me up on an otherwise boring work day. The following joke is rather longish but it is one funnier jokes that I received in quite a long while.

Long it may be, it’ll be worth your two minutes, believe me!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you! And me."

I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, i'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."

"O.K.," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake..... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...
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on the couch.....
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NAKED!