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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Why I Fired My Secretary...

I receive quite a few forwarded joke e-mail on a daily basis and it’s great that there are friends who care enough to cheer me up on an otherwise boring work day. The following joke is rather longish but it is one funnier jokes that I received in quite a long while.

Long it may be, it’ll be worth your two minutes, believe me!
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you! And me."

I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, i'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."

"O.K.," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake..... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...
on the couch.....


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