A Friend and a Good Bra

As a seller of sexy lingerie online, it never occurred to me that lingerie could be made into jokes too. Well, to my surprise, I found a very good joke, and true to the point as well, the compared a friend and a good-fitting bra. I hope this is a sexy bra?

Read on and see if you are nodding your head as you are reading it!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

This joke was obtained from Funny Jokes 4 Me.

Blonde Goes Bra Shopping

This morning, I had the opportunity to read my friend's joke blog and enjoyed it so much that I thought I might as well revive my own joke blog. It has been such a long time since I wrote on this blog, and the reason was I simply could not spare the time. Now that I am back, I hope to update the blog more frequently.

So I thought that reviving the blog with a blonde joke would be a good idea. One can't go wrong with blonde jokes, right?

A very flat-chested Blond finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie,? Do you have a size 28AAAA bra??

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, “Do you have anything for this??”

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil??

Miracle Bra Alternative

My god, this really made me laugh out loud. The punchline is at the bottom but don't scroll down!!

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts."How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asks.

The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"