Dumb Mother

What do you do on a boring afternoon when there's nothing much going on at work, particularly if you are working for yourself? Read a joke dumb joke, of course!

Here is a dumb joke, which I believe DID NOT really happen. Is there a mother this dumb? I don't think so. If there was, I think we have to do something with her, but I am too polite to tell what! LOL

A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center.

A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. The medical student quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.

Two Dumb Fishermen

Really DUMB haha

2 dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits.

Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught their limit inside of twenty minutes.

Paul said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come."

Jim says it's a good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot....

With that Paul says, why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish.

Dumb Men Jokes

Let's take a dig at men :-p

What is the thinnest book in the world?
- What men know about women.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One ... men will screw anything.

How does a man take a bubble bath?
- He eats beans for dinner.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
- Because they don't have balls to scratch.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?
- A half hour of begging.

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
- If he's breathing.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
- Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?
- Take your foot off his head.

What do men and beer have in common?
- They're both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
- Who cares?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- We don't know ... it never happens.

How are men and parking spots alike?
- The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
- Lifting his feet so you can vacuum.

What's the difference between men and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.

What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
- A hot dog and a six pack.

Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
- So he can be open minded.