Young Man: Ah Pek, you very experience, can tell me something ah? My cock very short lah. How to make it longer?
Ah Pek: Haiyah,, young man, you wan your cock so long for what? You think the chee bai got so deep meh?
Young Man: Nolah.. I see in the video hor, all the matsalleh got long long cock one. My one only 4 inches, next time how to make my wife shiok?
Ah Pek: chinese cock got 4 inches enough already what. Chinese chee bai also about 4 inches deep only one. Don worry lah.
Young Man: Then if I wan to marry mat salleh how? 4 inches where got enough? Please lah, teach me lah.
Ah Pek: Waaa… wan to marry Mat salleh somemore. You can kau tim or not? Mat Salleh very hungry one you know. One night 3 times also not enough. You can tahan ah?
Young Man: Eeei, no problem lah. 5 times also can. Scared not long enough only.
Ah Pek: Hmmm.. like that hor. Ok, you go home, use your mother’s vacumn cleaner and suck you ku ku chiao for 5 minutes every morning. After 3 months sure tambah 2 inches one.
Young Man: Like that also can meh? Don’t bluff me wor.
Ah Pek: Nolah, Ah Pek where got simply bluff people one.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
This one's written by someone by the ID Carimakan. It's hilarious!