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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Who's Deaf Now?

No matter how many times I read this joke at various times, it still is able to make me laugh. I don't know why some jokes may be funny but it's quite easy to forget about them hence despite reading it a few times, they still seem like a fresh joke.

This one, has a slight twist to it, maybe that’s why it is as amusing as reading it the first time. And as you know, only jokes that can make me laugh are published here!

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and saysomething to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that well get an idea about the severity of her deafness".

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, whats for dinner?"

He hears no response.

He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply.

He moves 5 feetcloser. Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, whats for dinner?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"


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