I've got a joke here that was sent to me by email by a friend sometime back and I didn't have the chance to share it. Some people may not get the joke because this is an American-centric joke.
Man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish sausage.Oh, come on, this joke is really too far-fetched already! LOL
The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no"
"And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."