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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Computer Acronyms

I've been facing so much computer and internet connectivity problems lately that I decided to check on the web for funny computer humour to cheer myself up. Boy, are there lots, though some are not that funny!

People say, computer troubles are the bane of modern existence but what could we do? We have to live with technology, no matter how badly they work sometimes.

Here's a funny list of Computer Acronyms that would tickle your funny bone. Enjoy!

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defective Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW: World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code

More computer jokes could be read here.


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