I am sure you would have read about the joke: "Marriage is a three RING Circus". But have you read about the "Three stages of marital sex"?

Honeymoon sex:
This is where you have sex three or four times a night.

Vacation sex:
This is where you have sex, ten, or twelve times a year.

Oral sex:
This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell, "Fxxk YOU!"