3 Stages of Marital Sex

I am sure you would have read about the joke: "Marriage is a three RING Circus". But have you read about the "Three stages of marital sex"?

Honeymoon sex:
This is where you have sex three or four times a night.

Vacation sex:
This is where you have sex, ten, or twelve times a year.

Oral sex:
This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell, "Fxxk YOU!"

Mariah Carey's Engagement Ring

After reading about the fiasco of Mariah Carey engagement ring, whether it is a new engagement ring or a recycled engagement ring that was given to Selita Ebanks formerly, I shall not speculate.

However, it reminded me of this joke called, "Marriage is a three RING Circus".

Engagement RING,
Wedding RING,
SuffeRING.