The Koala Bear and the Prostitute

In my last post, I talked about looking for an adult joke that led me to a joke on a koala bear. By sheer coincidence, I chanced upon an adult joke today that features the koala bear. I wonder what is it with Koala bears???

This is a joke that I got from Joke Tribe. They mentioned that Joke Tribe is a large database of jokes collected over ten years. Wow, that's plenty of good jokes there I am sure.

This joke is SOMEWHAT funny only but I thought I'd publish it here, because of the coincidence with the koala bear. What do you think?

A koala bear was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in a hotel, and he went down on her one last time before departing.

As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey! What about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look, and shrugged his shoulders.

She said, "Come here," and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition: "has sex and gets paid".

Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala", and showed her: "eats bush and leaves"

A Koala Who Smokes Joint

I was searching for an adult joke for my blog this morning because I thought it has been pretty long since I posted one.

I was particularly interested on jokes on gay marriages but I ended up with this adult joke, which is NOT really adult, it's not 18SX and the only reason it is labelled "Adult" is because of the "joint"

But still, this joke is really funny that it made me laugh out. I hope that you find it funny too!

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

Source: Adult Joke Database